Davnoctu : Do you have children?
About Occasional Smoker with Average body type City Orillia Ontario
Details 33 year old Man, 5' 10" (178 cm), Non-Religious Ethnicity Caucasian Virgo with Brown hair
Intent Davnoctu is looking for a relationship. Education High School
Details 33 year old Man, 5' 10" (178 cm), Non-Religious Ethnicity Caucasian Virgo with Brown hair
Intent Davnoctu is looking for a relationship. Education High School
I am Seeking a Woman For Long term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Colour Grey
Profession Independant Contractor Do you have children? No
Do you have a car? No Longest Relationship Under 1 year
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Colour Grey
Profession Independant Contractor Do you have children? No
Do you have a car? No Longest Relationship Under 1 year
Interests
art philosophy poetry
video games medieval history
fantasy literature love
cosplay dating romance
movies music conversation
eatting out laughing internet
About Me
Kids? Best to move on. Some feel [weasel words] that getting intimate with someone isn't a game. Creating children is a lifelong
responsibility. There is no excuse for having children with someone you didn't even know well enough to make sure your relationship would stand the test of time. It's a problem that I have no interest in coming along to try to fix. If you think you are exceptional send me a 200 word essay why. ;p Or just send me a msg.[1] No kids? Congratulations. It seems few women manage to stave off having children especially as time goes on and if they have found ALMOST TRUE LOVE. The type of love where you look back and say,“Boy did I ever –THINK- I was in love.”
Since you aren’t dating anyone seriously, (or else why are you looking at my listing) feel free to read my report but be wary: Your attention may be required. I’ve put some secret messages, and other funnies in my profile partly because this is supposed to be enjoyable. Participation in the contest is not required, of course, but any lady who reads this profile may enter the contest** to win some prizes. To enter my POF contest**, elligible contestants need only read my profile and submit their contact information to me through the embedded contact info link inexpertly hidden within this profile. Winners must be prepared to answer the skill-testing question in order to be awarded with a prize.
Okay?
Now on to the profile de facto.
I don't really have too many hobbies anymore. I’m like eyore on Ecstasy to everyone! I sort of like practicing poetry and drawing a dab, or maybe writing intermittently to boot. I mostly prefer misleading myself by playing Playstation games pretending I won. I want 1 3D TV.
X-box is fine too, F, I’ve a fairly fat collection of games, around 250 no 260 for the now-current X-box 360. 50-60 games for PSThree. Another
30-40 on PS2. And thousands of old school or retro games on emulator. Do I have some sort of video game mania? No sir.
My penchant is for perusing the world wide web, trolling to be taught from the oracle of instant information and imagination. And monitoring movies mainly makes me wantonly waste my time. I have around 600 movies in my favorite genres on my computer hard drive that I hook up to my TV. So I do enjoy whiling away the silent hours viewing videos. Favourite genres are anime, action, comedy, superhero, and sword & sorcery movies. I used to abhor horror, but I’ve become more drawn to drama and freaky sexy slasher flicks. I also have sbout 150 Disney DVD rips. I do watch them when on the odd occasion I get bored. But I basically got them more for letting my friends or families kids to catch that old school stuff that I saw when I was but a boy. With all these superhero movies out lately I've been spoiling myself to some spectacular 3D movies on Tuesdays. Honestly, I feel movies are too expensive for one viewing. I'd rather do Drive-in movies in 3D at least we can bring our own snacks in.
Don't REALLY do television much at all. But I’ve seen a lot in my time. I haven't even managed to plug in the cable box for months. I hope you weren't annoyed by my repeated reiterations of alliterations. It's not even my idiom. I'm just doing things differently.
Still with me?
I have a soft spot for the medieval period of history, so I like things like armour and swords, fantasy books and reference books about the middle ages in different lands. I’ve a suit of armour that for the most part I'm quite proud of. It was always my dream to own a suit of armour and I finally achieved it. I have chainmail leggings and shirt and hood as well as a three quarter plate suit of gothic armour.[2] Helmet is a sallet with a falling buffe. Not that I imagine many people would understand what I am talking about with that. Yes it's a bit geeky but I loved the age of chivalry since ever I learned about them in school. I am mildly interested in doing cosplay or renfair type stuff.
I am on a disability pension. I have my own home. I hope to meet someone special. I can't help it even if I’am not a very good candidate for A lady to be with. I’m attentive and willing to be of the utmost loyalty to a partner. I value honour and loyalty, truth and justice –the knightly virtues like that. I am an honest person, I can be a gentleman, but I do have some problems about being a "nice guy", when faced so often with
insincere users. Maybe I'm a bit jaded.
I used to believe in true love. SO much so that because I never met anyone I really felt for I nevar went on a date and I was a VIRGIN until I
was almost 27 or 28. I forget now? LOL. That ended horribly.[3] I have been a loner pretty much most of my life. Just close friends mostly; though I have cought a number of people over the years. When I was younger I only valued friendship. As my friends all paired off and became more distant, I started to think maybe friendship is just a temporary thing, and that the real meaning is finding a lasting relationship.
A partner. I was pretty stuffy about relationships then. Maybe I still am beiing. I don’t think I believe anymore. It’s still special but it’s not some magic spell.
I don't really know what makes me unique as a person. I don't seem to do things the way normal people do. I have some irrational fears, like of responsibility, of driving, of making eye contact with people. But I don't know if there’re really any positive things about me that are unique. I'm not a very good artist. I do have a sense of humour but it can be rather pervy, ironic, or self-deprecating. I love to laugh and make others
laugh. I'm pretty much an atheist; I think it’s almost certain there’s no such thing as any supernatural stuff like deities, demons, or ghosts.
but I have explored different outlooks in religion and philosophy just becuz. I read the whole dictionary when I was a little kid due to boredom
in school. They said I was a smart kid but I am not so sure I developed into a smart man. Smartass maybe... Another silly thing, when I was a
little kid I had a crush on the Queen of England. LOL I spent so much time in the office for being bored and distracting my classmates that it was just me and the picture of the queen for many hours.
Music... I like most music genres, from chamber music to trance and jungle, rock & roll, love ballads and musicals. I like most cultural music from different cultures even if itss sometimes is a little embarrussing. I do -not- like contemporary Christian music, and the newer forms of electronic music tooo. (Mostly dub step.)
I'm also a season pass holder for Canada's Wonderland and would enjoy heading down there with any other Season pass holders. We’ll maek out ok. I'm afraid of Wind Seeker! I might get you aa season passs. Aat least if yuo want to date steadily. We could always stop in at an All You Can Eat buffet in the park or grab something from a restaurant across the street from the park. I still haven't checked out the dinosaur exhibit thing.
I like going to eat out at restaurants and trying different culture food. I really want to try huney mead.
I'd like to also go to Medieval Times and enjoy the show. An old acquaintance of mine is one of the knights there.
I'd like to enjoy looking at cultural things with someone like going to museums and look at pretty paintings or airplanes or stuff, or even go for a day trip driving to somewhere around Ontario to check out interesting heritage sites. Stuff like the Kingston’s Old Fort Henry I think it’s called. There’re a lot of different places around that could be cool to look at. (Bear in mind that I do not, myself, drive. I'd need a date with a car.) Sitting in cars is pretty relaxing though. Gives you a chance to talk a lot with little pressure.
I am -mostly- a social drinker but I don't prefer crowded bars or clubs. When I go to a club I go to hear the music not overpay for alcohol. So I usually only drink 1-2 drinks at a bar/restaurant. I prefer to buy a bottle of alcohol, mix it into something tasty or drink beer. Sitting around with friends over a campfire or movie. Have some conversation. I do have a thirst for alcohol and I drink when I feel I can afford it. Sue me I
like getting drunk and having a good time with my people.
I'd like to learn to dance and take lessons, maybe couples lessons could be a nice date sometime. I'd go dancing with a date or girlfriend if I knew how and wouldn’t look like a fool. I'd also like to learn a martial art but that's a pipedream. It takes a lot of effort and years of commitment for that. Which I don’t want to do. But if I could download it to my head like The Matrix, sure I'd like to know Kung Fu, Wushu, capoeira etc.
First Date
I think for a first date I would like to do something that involves talking and getting to know each other. Not so much interested in staring at a screen. Also something where we have the opportunity to look at each other a bit (not something where we have to constantly focus on
one another) to see if theres a physical connection. I would seriously prefer not to have to invest a big sum of money to get to know
someone 2-3 hours worth on a date. in other words I am not very interested in having to spend 150 dollars for dinner and a movie in order to learn 1 hours worth of conversation about you. I prefer more simple and inexpensive things at least until I know someone really well.
I think doing something like going for a walk together and maybe window shopping at things, discussing our interests and opinions about
the things we see then sitting down at a picnic and talking would make a nice time for a first date. Also i think it would be best to be a
little secluded but still somewhat public, so that my date will feel comfortable, safe and secure.
I don't really like to drink coffee, and I am a bit anxious around strangers but if thats (coffeeshop) what you really prefer as an
icebreaking meeting I could be amenable.
LAST WORD: Still interested? Msg me! Personal recent photos made just for you on request. I only give nudies to ladies I know well which takes time and a strong connection.
Ttyl!
1. ^ "The most Awesome guy of 2012". http://www.facebook.com/Davnoctu Retrieved 2012-08-16.
2. ^ "Suit of Gothic Armour". http://www.amazon.com/SIMPLE-A-HANDTOOLED-HANDCRAFTED-GOTHIC-ARMOR/dp/B007QVZU38/ref=sr_1_33?ie=UTF8&qid=1345154057&sr=8-33&keywords=gothic+armor Retrieved 2012-08-16.
3. ^ "Evil Dead 2 Clip: Swallow your soul". http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3TXmXuDakk Retrieved 2012-08-16.
*The number of –spelling- errors in this profile is coincidentally the youngest age of woman I will date.***
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What I am Looking For in a Mate
I'm looking for that something which our day to day friendships are but a pale reflection of. Something lighthearted leading to something just as airy but serious. Someone to wash my back in the shower. Someone to thump my behind when I need it. That someone whos opinion will matter enough to listen to their advice the way I never have for anyone. Someone to laugh with, share our lives. Someone to give me the opportunity to show something other than my rough side. And not feel effiminate about the so doing. Someone to massage after a long day to show my affection and be romantic with. Someone to share all our opinions and feelings about everything. Someone to argue with good-naturedly. Someone to sway my haughty opinion. Someone whom I can sway. Someone to have a bitter fight with and still make up. Someone to hold in the night. Someone to sit together quietly with, soaking in the atmosphere of a movie, a sunrise, a beautiful song. Someone who is wise and maybe intelligent. Someone who goes out walking with me and people say "how did a guy like that get a girl like her" Someone who can hold the hand of a child having a meltdown and keep her composure. Someone who can lay it all on me when she is so frazzled she wants to scream. An adventuress to join my party and take over the leadership at times. Someone who can cook better than I can. Someone who cares enough about it to make something other than the slop I eat when I cook for myself alone. Someone to eat my baking. Someone who smiles as they yack up my experimental dishes that went wrong. Someone who doesn't sweat the little things like a toilet seat. Someone who doesnt pick up my dirty laundry or complain about it. someone who's opinion about how they like things done doesn't tread on my ideas when they differ. Someone who is perfect in my eyes except when I'm being bitter and resentful during times of war. Someone who will call a cease-fire when I have my back up. Someone who refuses to back down when they know that they are right or I will cave. Someone who admits defeat and loses gracefully. Someone who rubs it in when the tables are turned. Someone whos hair is whatever shade they like the most. I don't know. Someone who knowing they are most of these things will message me to say hi even if they would never even consider dating me. Someone who is honest. Someone who's friends would describe them with a lot of adjectives ending in ITY. Someone whos beauty will fade over the years not slide because of a ring on a finger. Someone who is more than just a random person on the internet with a bunch of generic interests that everyone shares. Someone who can listen to everything I say and outdo me if not in quantity then quality. Someone whom trash like me can rise to the occasion and become everything that they are looking for. Someone who can live with an unsuccessful mental case if I can't better myself. Someone who insists on her own free time and doesnt bother me when I need mine. Someone to pounce on me when there is a yearning for each other. Someone whos presence in my life will cause me to re-evaluate my nonbelief in true love. Someone who will never cause me to stop believing again. Someone who will laugh at religious people with me. Even if we have our own ideas about religion or spirituality. Someone who is noble. Someone I can look up to because she is talented in the things I value or can make me see the value in her talents I dont already admire. Someone who either like video games and can kick my ass or who doesn't mind watching games at least sometimes. Someone I would lose an ear for in a duel. Someone whos favor I may carry into battle. Someone who will sew my wounds when I refuse to go to the hospital. Someone who will drive me to the hospital when I scream like a baby after the tiniest prick of a needle. Someone who will never try to bring a cat home as a pet. Obviously there's little chance of me meeting SOMEONE who is all of these things. But hopefully you can tell what I'm getting at.